Friday, April 24, 2009

puff the magic dragon...

sitting.
sucking in the television.
coming back to life, although only mentally / possibly in a create way.
hoping so very much and so is chip.

Saturday, February 2, 2008

Sunday, November 18, 2007

but you feel safe, right?


From two law professors, one at Georgetown U, the other at U Pittsburgh.
+++=
Number of worldwide terrorist attacks:
2001 - 1732
2005 - 4995
2006 - 6659

Average daily insurgent attacks in Iraq:
July 2003 - 16
July 2007 - 161

# of foreign nationals detained for two years post-9/11 - 5191
# of convictions - 0

# of "terrorist" pleas and convictions claimed by US Justice Dept by June 2006 - 261
Actual # of cases involing terrorism - 2

# of Arab foreign nationals forced to register for US residence - 83.519
# convicted of terrorist crimes - 0

# of people detained at Guantanamo Bay since Jan 2002 - 775
# of detainees released - 470
# charged, tried or convicted for any crime - 0

# of Al Qaeda cells discovered in US, post 9/11 - 0

Cost of Iraq war (est.) - $100-200 billion
Funding of Iraq war 2003-2007 - $413 billion
Cost of Homeland Security 2003-2007 - $236 billion

Monday, November 12, 2007

Gibson Robot Guitar



I can think of quite a few lazy fuckers who could benefit with this machine.

Saturday, October 27, 2007

Friday, October 26, 2007

WTF FEMA?


On Tuesday, FEMA held what was called a "news briefing" on the California fires, but the questions asked did not come from reporters. They were asked instead by FEMA staffers.

“It is not a practice that we would employ here at the White House or that we -- we certainly don't condone it,” Press Secretary Dana Perino said. “We didn't know about it beforehand. FEMA has issued an apology, saying that they had an error judgment when they were attempting to get out a lot of information to reporters, who were asking for answers to a variety of questions in regard to the wildfires in California. It's not something I would have condoned. And they, I'm sure, will not do it again.”

One reporter asked Perino who is responsible?

“Well, FEMA is responsible,” she said.

more: http://firstread.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/10/26/433236.aspx

Thursday, October 25, 2007

Friday, October 12, 2007

another death of the music industry artilce...

From The Sunday Times
October 7, 2007
The day the music industry died
There is no money in recorded music any more, that’s why bands are now giving it away
Robert Sandall

Having waited four years for their heroes to finish another record, Radiohead fans were understandably excited last week to learn that the band’s seventh album, In Rainbows, will finally be released on Wednesday. But what really rocked the fanbase – and heightened the air of gloom enveloping the global record industry – was the news that In Rainbows could be preordered and downloaded perfectly legally for as little as 1p at Radio-head.com.

Currently out of contract and thus entitled to dispose of their recordings as they see fit, one of the most popular bands in the world had decided to let the fans decide how much their latest album was worth. An MP3 file of In Rainbows would have no price tag. Honesty boxes, it seemed, were the new rock’n’roll.

If the Radiohead faithful appeared somewhat nonplussed by this move – “The danger is that people will stop seeing their music as important,” one fan posted in a blog; “I will gladly pay $20 knowing the artist will get the money,” pledged another – the band’s strategy was anything but mad, and not even that revolutionary. Last week the Charlatans announced they would be giving away their new album as a free download. Earlier this year another rock band, the Crimea, did the same.

In July Prince arranged for 2.5m copies of his new album to be cover-mounted on a Sunday newspaper and issued several hundred thousand more free of charge to anybody attending his London concerts in August. The scale of this charitable epidemic can be measured by a quick browse of the Free Albums Galore blog that lists more than 800 albums by a range of artists – from the Beastie Boys to some unsigned metal bands – all of which are free to download.
Related Links

* Radiohead: In Rainbows review

What looks like commercial suicide is, in today’s reality, sound business sense. Records, CDs or downloads now have all become downgraded to the status of promotional tools – useful to sell concert tickets and fan paraphernalia. While there is still good money to be made in music, and particularly on the concert circuit, the record business – blame it on piracy, too many CD giveaways or the advent of the recordable CD – is a busted flush.

A revealing story doing the rounds in America tells of a young rock band who decided to stop selling their CDs at gigs after they discovered that by offering their CDs for $10 they were cannibalising sales of their $20 T-shirts. The truth now is that a rudimentary cotton garment with a band logo stamped across it that has probably been manufactured for pennies in a Third World sweatshop costs about twice as much as an album recorded in a state-of-the-art western studio. And even at that price, recorded music isn’t selling.

Album sales are currently in freefall all over the world. The 10% drop in the UK over the past year is dwarfed by a 15% slide in the US, 25% in France and a whopping 35% in Canada. The bankruptcy this summer of the CD retail chain Fopp, HMV’s announcement that its profits halved in the first six months of this year and Richard Branson’s recent decision to dump the Virgin Megastores – which have reportedly lost him more than £50m in 2007 – are only the most visible signs of a crisis that has rocked the music industry on its axis.

The point isn’t just that people are buying fewer CDs; they are paying as much as two-thirds less in real terms today for the music they listen to on their iPods than they used to when the compact disc first took over the market. Twenty years ago a chart CD cost about £14. Today you can buy the same in a super-market for £9.

The online market may have grown recently, but not enough to fix the hole. Here, too, margins have shrunk. A download of a single track now costs 79p against the £4 a CD single cost in 1999.

The impact on the bottom line of the record labels has been catastrophic. When EMI’s subsidiary Virgin put out the Spice Girls’ debut album in 1996 the company cleared roughly £5 in profit on each copy sold. That margin has since shrivelled to around £2 – and only then for albums that are significant hits. Industry insiders estimate that only one of the new British acts that has “broken” in 2007 – the pop diva Mika – will actually make his record company any money.

This has not gone unremarked in the City. When the private equity firm Terra Firma bought EMI recently it paid about a third, in real terms, what the company nearly fetched 10 years ago when a sale to its competitor Universal was mooted. That decline mirrors what has happened over the same period to the retail price of new CDs, and it also reflects the scale of the cull of EMI’s workforce, which has shrunk in 10 years from more than 10,000 worldwide to about 4,000 today.

The mood of panic is palpable, and there are no obvious solutions in sight. In America the recently appointed co-chairman of the Columbia label Rick Rubin, formerly a record producer by trade, has spoken of his ambition to turn the company around by refocusing it along the lines of a cable TV business – making Columbia’s entire catalogue downloadable to customers who pay a monthly subscription.

Another senior figure at Columbia has dismissed this plan as “potentially the last nail in the coffin”. The recent establishment of a “word of mouth” department at the label reflects the loss of control felt within a business that has lost a grip on its market.

One – fading – hope of the major labels is that they can somehow grab a share of the profits their artists make elsewhere. When Robbie Williams resigned to EMI in 2002 for a reported £80m this new deal guaranteed the label a piece of the action from Williams’s highly lucrative concert tours. But many young artists since have become wary of such composite arrangements. Some have decided to bypass the major record companies altogether.

One of the hottest new names to emerge here this year, the rave metal band Enter Shikari, refused to sign to anybody and in March released their debut album, Take to the Skies, on their own label Ambush Reality. In the past these tiny, so-called indie labels have usually been funded by majors anxious to covertly purchase credibility for their products with a young audience traditionally distrustful of big music corporations.

But that is not how it is with Ambush Reality. The marketing of Take to the Skies was largely down to the band themselves, who have played nearly 700 gigs since forming in St Albans in 2003. Word of mouth, coupled with a band presence on MySpace, has done the rest.

In November 2006 Enter Shikari became only the second unsigned act after the Darkness to sell out the leading London rock venue the Astoria. Take to the Skies entered the album chart at number four in March. In May they undertook a major tour of America – the first British band to do so without the support of a big record company.

This upending of the music business was neatly predicted back in the 1990s by the guitarist of the American hardcore band Anthrax who described their new album as “the menu; our concert is the meal”. This comment recalled the Beatles’ producer George Martin’s observation about his protégés’ first LP, Please Please Me from 1963. It was, Martin said, “just a memento of a concert”. Now, likewise, bands sell CD recordings of their performances at the end of the night.

The reprioritisation in recent years of live music over the recorded variety has been dramatic. Attendance at arena shows rose here by 11% last year. By the time 2007 bows out, 450 music festivals will have taken place in the UK.

Every week brings news of another frenzied assault on the box office. Last Monday Ticket-master reported that 20,000 tickets for the Spice Girls’ first reunion concert at London’s O2 arena in December sold out in 38 seconds, with 1m fans registering to buy. Three weeks back more than a million clamoured for seats at the forthcoming Led Zeppelin reunion. Glastonbury disposed of its 135,000 weekend passes for this year’s event within two hours – taking more than £21m in the process.

Ticket prices, especially for Alist artists, have soared as the price of CDs has tumbled. You could have bought Madonna’s entire catalogue for less than half what it cost to see her perform at Wembley Arena last summer where the best seats in the house went for £160. With the Rolling Stones at Twickenham a view from the pitch would have set you back £150.

Now that live music rules, nobody bothers to complain about what it costs any more. Euphoria at the news earlier this year that the Police had reformed obliterated all concerns that it cost between £70 and £90 to see them play at Twickenham in September. I spoke to many fans at one of those gigs; not one complained about the ticket price.

In the light of these numbers, the probability is that music fans now are spending more money on their passion than they were in the heyday of the CD. They have rediscovered an ancient truth that music is, at root, a communal experience as much as it is something that goes on between your ears.

Interestingly the band now tolling the death knell of the record industry, Radiohead, seem currently to have mixed feelings about live work.

“They probably will be playing some dates next year,” a spokesman said last week. “But Thom Yorke doesn’t like touring much.”

Monday, October 8, 2007

*QOTSA* B-Sides and Rarities


18 A.D. - 3:23, 2003

All the Same - 4:49, 2003

Back to Dungaree High - 3:07, 2003

Bloody Hammer - 3:56, 2003

Born to Hula - 5:11, 2003

Christian Brothers - 4:24, 2007 [Era Vulgaris extra?]

Eulogy - 1:37, 2003

Everybody's Gonna Be Happy - 2:40, 2003

Goin' Out West - 3:26, 2007

Hanging (Aka Rambling Off) - 2:04, 2003

Infinity [L2P] - 3:59, 2003

Infinity [2007 Version?] - 4:46, 2007 [?]

Jealous Again - 1:47, 2003

Midgets and Diamonds - 5:45, 2002

Ode to Clarissa - 2:45, 2003

Precious and Grace - 3:23, 2005

The Atomic Trinity - 1:34, 2003 [Soundtrack song, "The Dangerous Lives of Altar Boys"

These Aren't the Droids You're Looking For- 3:10, 2003

You're So Vague [Vulgaris Extra?] - 3:39, 2007

Rapidshare link: http://rapidshare.com/files/51458617/QOTSA_Rarities.rar.html

Megaupload link: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=H3Q6SMSQ

Saturday, October 6, 2007

Circus of Fear...


Watching this now. I am stoked about it in the old school October UHF late movie style.
I'll post a review later.

56 days. no cigarettes. no cheeseburgers.

www.horror-wood.com/cof.htm

More Dong Wisdom...

On the future:

well maybe the live bands are going to get good everywhere, since crapaoke, non-internet jukeboxes, coverbands, and dance clubs are all going to be illegal, playing copyrighted material in money making establishments.

or all bands are going to suck, who knows?


A true prophet.

Tuesday, October 2, 2007

Ian MacKaye is alive. Elvis is still dead

A phone rings at 6:08 p.m. in Arlington, Va. A 45-year-old man picks up. The caller doesn't even have the chance to offer a greeting.

"I am still alive," reports Ian MacKaye, the frontman of such punk acts as Minor Threat and Fugazi, and the founder of Washington's Dischord Records.

This would not be news except that The Sun and apparently many other organizations had been told that MacKaye was, in fact, dead. We were told that he died Monday night at Baltimore's St. Agnes Hospital. A call to the hospital found no evidence of such a patient. We followed up with calls to Dischord (left a message) and to MacKaye's home.

"I am happy to report that I am not dead," says MacKaye. He and the record company had been blasted with calls, he says, after premature reports of his death were posted on MySpace and Wikipedia. He says he hasn't been able to find the MySpace reference, but had the Wikipedia posting removed -- and then re-removed, once someone reinserted the false news.

Thursday, September 27, 2007

thick as a brick...

Korpse...

Well this was originally just for the lovely Chesty, but since I had to do all that work, here it is for the rest of you `tards to enjoy:

KORPSE - Pull the Flood (94) & Revirgin (96) OOP
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=5KDTHAZQ
some Death-n-Roll does not suck...^^^


http://www.metal-archives.com/band.php?id=9002
cheers.

*this shit is OOP.

21 years ago today...




Saturday, September 22, 2007

44 Days...

Today is 44 official days of no smoking.
That's all. Just saying.
I'll post here one day again, eventually, maybe, probably tomorrow.

Wednesday, September 12, 2007

Phantos' Rock-n-Rollers Guide to 30 Day Rehab...

How To Lose 10 Pounds in 30 Days...
(or I had a fucking heart attack.)
(or the first slow step to converting to vegetarianism)

Well, I actually lost 15 lbs and quit smoking.
Here's how to lose 10 lbs in 30 days:

1. no sugared soda pop. none. zero. I actually mixed half and half at first to get use to the wretched taste of diet pop... then quit it all together. If I am really jonesin' I'll have a Coke Zero.
Drink water. water. water. it's great for you. seriously.

2. take a multi-vitamin everyday (so you don't die). We all love partying on pills, just make these the healthy kind.

3. Eat at least one big serving of vegetables a day.
more would be better, but at least get one in. I didn't even eat fresh ones all the time and rarely rare ones. most of it was frozen and steamed. but anyway, eat them.

4. No booze. I actually had about 5 whiskeys on the rocks and 5 light American-style lagers (Tecate Light) in the 30 days. Very moderate works, but zero would be better.

5. Soy milk and whole grain unsweetened cereal! This is the key to it all and pretty much what I lived on the whole time. besides the veggies and a occasional turkey sandwich with light bbq sauce and the veggies... this is what you live on for the month. make sure the soy milk is lightly or unsweetened and all the cereals are whole-grain and lightly or unsweetened. Figure out your suggested caloric intake for the day and don't go over with the cereal and other foods. Also don't drink down all the leftover soy milk, that'll fuck up your caloric intake. Just use enough milk to wet the cereal nicely.

6. Chewing Gum! Everytime you get hungry (and you have already eaten), chew some sugarless fucking gum or gnaw a toothpick. I carried at least three type of gum with me during this month. it works wonders, oral fixation, I also quit smoking at the same time this way.
*make sure to spit the shit out in the proper place.

7. Rock Out Session. I will not call this exercise, because it is really more than that, it's meditation for music lovers. Walk at least one mile a day with your headphones, rocking out to something you really really dig. This is essential. I do it every morning before it gets to hot with my gay dog chip. fucking blissful.

8. NO CHEESEBURGERS! no matter what. nada.

9. NO COCAINE! sorry. no can do. surprising right?

This will work. I promise.
I am going to lose 5 more lbs this month with a new plan, a healthier plan.
I'll be back editing in the details I have forgotten soon enough, so please check back. - J

Tuesday, September 11, 2007