Friday, August 31, 2007

Random Dong Wisdom...

I want to get drunk after this semester is over, do the Mahoning shuffle and hit all the bars after I call someone up who I don't even like to do shots with me, find some shit in the urinals, or hell right in the open, if anyone is paranoid I'll yell give me that cheese for my cheddar!

but yeah I was walking home tonight, didn't have a ride so for about a block I hear the greatest Jimi Hendrix song ever written, that ballad one all the old-timers play all the time, I'm waiting to hear it from straightaway without echo, outdoor show I wanted to walk up to, this guy had the best guitar tone and I'm catching all of the best part of this song, I'm checking to see if he keeps in key, this guy is so good and blows my mind every so often so I know he's in the pack of wolves of this town if not god himself, these guys all knew eachother growing up and still play all the great songs people want to hear. a little delay/chorus/reverb slightly I believe, no gain at all and it was beautiful, very well could have been a strat.

so that jingle is playing in my head until the bridge when two bikers come racing up and the second blew his pipes as he passed me, it was like my brain was stirred like a partial birth abortion. so my head is clear and I pass bars but not until I get almost home another climax of a song of the Rolling Stones, fuck now I forget which song but the tone was again very good, then the next bar a 3 doors down sounding band starts a song, but then I think it's bob dylan, then no it's bob segar, then it sound country to I think it was kenny rogers.

this town is good for that, great guitarists and loud pipes. the hangouts are as white as this website. I ahven't had friends like that since highschool, all wiggers and all suck at guitar, all clutch crowd sucks, they all suck, take your horns and stick one finger in your ass and the other in your penis hole.

Dissident Aggressor !!!



Grand canyons of space and time universal
My mind is subjected to all

Stab! Bawl! Punch! Crawl!
Hooks to my brain are well in
Stab! Bawl! Punch! Crawl!
I know what I am, I`m Berlin

Through cracked, blackened memories of unit dispersal
I face the impregnable wall

Stab! Bawl! Punch! Crawl!
Hooks to my brain are well in
Stab! Bawl! Punch! Crawl!
I know what I am, I`m Berlin

Exploding, reloading, this quest never ending
Until I give out my last breath

I`m stabbing and bawling, I`m punching and crawling
Hooks to my brain are well in
I`m stabbing and bawling, I`m punching and crawling
I know what I am, I`m Berlin!


\m/ good fucking morning! \m/

Lightning hitting plane taking off in Osaka

Thursday, August 30, 2007

another interview with Jonathon "The Impaler" Sharkey..

What separates you from the rest of the candidates running for president?

Though I am a Satanic Sanguinary Vampyre, Hecate Witch, Ordained Satanic Dark Priest and un-Christian, I am upfront and honest about who I am, and what my plans are.

As President I will end the War in Iraq, by pulling our troops out, and leveling the Middle East. Unlike the 'so-called' Christian Presidents before me, I will end abortion as a form of birth control. I will bring peace to America.

The other candidates are Pinocchios. Where no one is controlling me. Plus, criminals and terrorist will fear me. No one fears McCain, Hillary and any of the other candidates.

What does being a vampire really mean?

I am a Vampyre by blood. I am a descent of Romanian Vampyres. I feed off of human blood to give me strength and power. As well as keep my youthful appearance.
I live by the Vampyre Creed. Go to; http://www.jonathontheimpalerforpresident2008.us/Vampyre_Creed.html
True Vampyres are not like you see on TV/movies. They are special and unique in many ways. And like TV/movies, we feed off of other people's energies to survive.

I imagine there are a lot of misconceptions about what you do...do you drink human blood?

Yes I do.

Where do you get this blood?

Women that I am dating/married to or from female donors.

What is the weirdest thing that has happened to you when you were giving a speech or on the campaign trail?

Last year in a press conference, my now former Pagan wife stole the show from me. The media started interviewing her, instead of me.

Do people threaten you a lot?

I am getting death threats from Daniel Carver of the KKK. I also get numerous death threats every week.

Are there any issues you have a particularly strong interest in?

Equality for all Americans.

When did you find out that you were a vampire?

I had my Vampyre awaking when I was 5 years old.

Is your spouse a vampire as well?

My fiancee Paula is also a Satanic Vampyre.

What do you do for a living?

I own a Coven, a Vampyre and Satanic Church, Wrestle Professionally, and am the Commanding General of the 1st VWP Militia Regiment, as well as the International VWP Regiment.
Go to; www.uvwo.org

What state do you think you will have the most support in?

New Jersey - My Home State

Who do you think you appeal to?

Young Americans. Veterans and of course - Vampyres and Satanists.

What do you want people to know about you?

There is a difference between Jonathon and Jonathon "The Impaler." Though "The Impaler" will tear anyone apart, Jonathon has a heart of Gold. Paula can speak for that.
Many have said, I have the body of a bear, and the heart of a dear.

Are there any other candidates out there that you like?

Not that I am aware of. There is a rumor Hillary is a "REAL" Witch like me.

If you weren't running for president, who would you vote for?

John Edwards

Is there anything else about vampires we don't know?

Vampyres on a whole, are very patriotic and devoted to those they serve and protect. Most of us are not evil. However, if we or our loved ones are attacked, we will destroy the person(s) who attacked.

www.myspace.com/impalerthemovie

Tonight is...


* a quickie poster I made.

It's an early show so the whole thing will be over by 10:30pm, so get there by 8. It looks like I am going to have to miss it.

Shit... world's greatest invention...



Did you see that Phil & Jay?

Important: PORTLAND MAINE folk...

I hope you all went to Melynda's benefit at Geno's last night and I hope you are going again tonight (and to the upcoming benefit events as well).

Melynda does more for the Arts and Music culture of Portland than most of you hipsters are even capable of realizing. Please appreciate.

I know you are all sacrificing your livers nightly, so you might as well sacrifice it for the good cause.

If you are gonna kill yourselves, don't be selfish.
Do it so others can live happier lives or not at all.

That being said, I'd like to send out the appropriate "Hell Yeah"s and "Fuck You"s.
You know which one is for you.

Althoff

Dragonauta

Cool shit. Check it out.
Here's a pic of the singer:


just kidding.
Here's a shitty quality MP3 to download: Dragonauta - Transmutado

and an awesome video:


Enjoy.

PS. I ate some bacon today. fucking suicidal. heh.

Wednesday, August 29, 2007

Cormac McCarthy & The Coen Brothers...

Welcome to a heart attack.


Yep.. here I am trying again, that damn myspace blog is bullshit. Expect me to talk about METAL and shit 'round here.

21 days ago I had a coronary heart attack at age 36.
No drug abuse (or use) involved.
Not super fat.
Did smoke and eat lovely Chesseburgers and lovely pizza though.
The docs said it was the stress that did me in... Therefore I need to kill several people soon. Fuckers.

I haven't smoked in 21 days nor had a lovely cheeseburger or lovely pizza. The lack of a good cheeseburger is surprisingly harder than the fags. Weird.